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01:22 am
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Easter's for suckers
Yeah, that's right, us Jews killed your fuckin savior, and there's nothing you can do about it. Except for maybe persecuting us for 2000 years. Whatever. And don't think we feel guilty. We've got too much guilt riding on our shoulders already to think about worrying about Mel Gibson's shitty ass flick. "But you don't get it!" Of course I fuckin get it. Jesus died. It was really bloody. And all (and I mean all) of the Jews hated him. They just simply couldn't stand this guy. And they were all evil and had hooked noses. At least that's what the bible says.
On days like Easter and Christmas, I spend time with my non-Christian friends (Shawn and Mike Bar) celebrating the stray from daily life: no school, no mail, no problems. And as long as Chinese Restaraunts are still open, who gives a shit?
If you're a Christian, here's some more material to make you lose faith even more! Here's a list of a bunch of Christmas songs written by Jews:
-White Christmas (Iriving Berlin, 1942)
-Let it Snow (Sammy Cahn and Julie Styne, 1943)
-The Christmas Song, aka Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire (Mel Torme 1946)
-Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Johnny Marks, 1949)
-Silver Bells (Livingston and Evans, 1950)
Have a nice day.
-Aaron
Current Mood:  shrumpflee
Current Music: Tiger Rag-Preservation Hall Jazz Band
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08:23 pm
[Link] | I was thinking...remember all of the useless things we learned in elementary school? Like spending about a month learning about Helen Keller? They couldn't have just said "oh yeah, she was deaf and blind, and she still did a lot of great stuff." Or that huge sink or float packet we did in like fourth grade? I don't know! Who cares? They couldn't have spent one day telling us why things sink or float? And what about D.A.R.E...what a useful tool to help kids learn about drugs. Except the opposite of useful. Nonuseful.
C? At leest me learneded prooper grammmer and speling.
I slept all of precalc. I enjoyed aforementioned sleeping.
Apathy Club meeting was this past Tuesday! Nobody decided to show up though. It's possibly due to the fact that they didn't have a specific time. The President of the Apathy Club was asked if he was dissapointed, but he said that he "just doesn't care."
I ate two spicy chicken sandwiches today. With fries and chocolate milk. And some strawberry fruit snacks. snax.
My friends and I are making a new sitcom. It's called "Bloodface." Not to be confused with "Scarface." (the rapper or the movie)
The song I am listening to is good, bye. Goodbye.
Current Mood: duck soupish
Current Music: Samuel Barber-Adagio for Strings
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06:41 pm
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hooray
omg lol ur k3wl k bai!!!!!111
Glad i got that off my chest.
About the whole teacher incident at c.m.w., read this: http://mywebpages.comcast.net/trowa02/teacher/ and then shut the fuck up about it.
As a joke, my friend Scott asked my friend Ralph if he could name all 150 original Pokemon. I was excited because, well, I never got into the pokemon craze, but I always thought the names were quite amusing. Then Ralph replied with "you mean 151?" and then he proceeded to name them. We stopped him about 20 pokemon in. The funniest one so far was called charmander. And charmeleon. I laffed.
Attention all whom are interested! I, the president of the new C. Milton Wright Mudslingers' Society, am offering a chance for everyone to be a part of this ridiculously sleazy organization. Our first project is going to be putting up flyers all around the school depicting Young Democrats president Katy Resta with a KKK uniform on, and Young Republicans president Nick Patrick dancing with a man at a gay bar! If you love sensationalistic media and just plain ol' havin' fun, LEAVE A COMMENT that recognizes your gung-ho-ness for such activities. And remember our motto, "we throw mud the wright way." Hooray puns!
That is all.
Current Mood: relaxed
Current Music: 2000 Year Old Man-Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner (comedy)
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